Waldfield - Literally a Teacher lyrics

[Intro] A lot of rappers out there calling themselves teachers. KRS-One isn't a teacher. I respect his contributions to the rap game, but I literally am a high school teacher, and I wrote this song to tell you all what it's like [Verse 1] Yeah let me tell you 'bout what a teacher is Like Cartman ("How do I reach these kids?") While you're in the studio recording your jams I'm in the lounge, makin' lesson plans The teachers all chat about kids we know Cold making fun of stupid things they wrote But I gotta concentrate, cause comin up next The students get a unit test on Macbeth [Hook 1] I'm a teacher An English teacher Yeah, a teacher An English teacher [Verse 2] The day of the test, and this is how it goes I'm looking at a girl sittin' in the front row She's concentrating on taking her test But leaning forward on her desk so I can see down her dress ("I'm bitin' my lips sayin' damn this b**h is blessed") Showin' about twice as much flesh as Mae West Seventeen but cleavin' like you ain't believin' How can she even stand up without screamin'? You'd think that the weight on her straps would cause bleedin' I'm trying to calculate the weight but can't even Hypnotized by the way they inflate from her breathin' Fiendin' to get a feel in, for real I'm like seethin' I get up to patrol the room Stand over her to get a better view She's so focused, she don't even notice I move careful like "Fielding don't blow this" Sit under her desk, put my hands on her knees Uncross her legs to reveal what's between Damn, no panties, this girl is a beast Already I'm startin' to "increase my piece" Yo, I lean forward and exhale real quiet She starts to feel warm but don't even know why yet My tongue comes out and starts to explore it Involuntarily she moves an inch forward Gradually, I start to pick up the pace Kinda wishin' I could see her face But I know she has a concentrated expression Paying attention only to her test questions But while she's taking my examination I'm giving her one of a different nature I start s**in' on her clit Now she's ready for a finger in her orifice She's already wet so it goes in easy I take a glance to make sure nobody sees me But they're thinkin' 'bout my test, I know they are Cause I made it like my dick, long and hard So I go back to the business at hand Orchestrating it like a one-man band Faster and faster, 'til suddenly She bucks her hips and erupts on me It gushes out, sorta like a fountain Not by the ounce, more like the gallon I keep licking 'til she calms it down Give it a kiss, and wipe my mouth Feelin' like I just did somethin major But up there she's still focused on her paper So I slowly get up and return to my desk She has no idea why she's covered in sweat And that's what being a teacher is like [Hook 2] I'm a teacher An English teacher Yeah, a teacher An A+ teacher Sup