Waldfield - High School Orgy lyrics

[Verse 1] We're havin' a high school orgy, instead of a dance $5 at the door, $4 in advance I'm the chaperone, so I get in free With these kinda savings, I'll retire early I wonder who I'll run into here? Maybe that hottie that I taught last year? Kids start showin' up with their friends Yeah, what's up, kids? Come on in Take off yer shoes and leave 'em at the door Gotta wear socks to protect the gym floor, at the [Hook 1] At the high school orgy (Mom, can you sign a permission slip for me?) We're havin' high school orgy (If not, I'ma just get in with a forgery) It's a high school orgy (Mom, can you sign a permission slip for me?) It's a, it's a high school orgy Kids show up buzzed off a stolen 40 [Verse 2] The orgy starts up and like everybody's screwin' Problem is, they don't know what the f** they're doin' One guy probes for the hole but can't find it Makes her hold onto his pole and guide it Another guy's fiddlin' around with a condom While he unwraps it, he loses his hard-on A few guys actually succeed and get in it But every one of 'em is done with 'em in less than a minute Some guys didn't make it that far One bust a nut just from feelin' on his girl's bra And if you think that that's some sh** I ain't even talked about the girls yet One is on top tryna go for a ride But she can't quite get the angle right She ain't got coordination in her hips Every time she goes up, she almost slips Most of the girls are like, “Ow, it hurts!” They're relieved that it's over when their boyfriend bursts One is giving head, but she ain't learned how yet Her mouth is all dry, cuz she's swallowin' her spit I try and coach her like, “Yo, that ain't it Just let it drool out, so it can coat his dick Cuz in the meantime, you're chafin' it Look at how red you're makin' it” And maybe she'll get it after coupla more tries But damn, I'm just glad she's on his and not mine Back to the guys, they ain't knowin' how to lick it I don't think they even figured out where the clit is Why can't you just f**in' look it up, lazy a**? I know you got a phone, you're always on it in my cla** Everyone there has a perfect body But their technique could not be more shoddy And yeah, I admit, watchin' it is kinda fun But damn, was I this bad when I was that young? [Hook 2] At the high school orgy (Mom, can you sign a permission slip for me?) We're havin' a high school orgy Nothin' in common, except they're horny It's a high school orgy (Mom, can you sign a permission slip for me?) It's a... it's a high school orgy Starts at 9:30, ends at 9:40 [Interlude] Should I have another verse? I already spit enough to make this a cla**ic, but I'ma do it anyway [Verse 3] Now I know it's against the rules (rules) for chaperones to participate We're supposed to just stay by the door and keep 'em safe But I'm gettin' antsy over here on the sidelines These boys already had their chance; now it's my time I know that tomorrow I'll get chewed out But right now, I'm the one who's usin' my mouth I make this girl cum three times in a row Doin' some sh** that no teenager knows Last year I was teachin' her Raisin In The Sun Now I've got her pants down and I'm playin' with her bum I start ticklin' her a**hole... Spit on it and see how far in I can go And as I'm pumpin' in her back door A crowd starts formin' to watch the show They ain't used to think that this could be done A whole two minutes and I ain't cum The guys takin' notes, while the girls form a line Wishin' they could have me at the same time But I'm like, “No, girls, I only got one dick Every two minutes, y'all'll have to switch” And it's been that long, so it's the next girl's turn She bends over for the teacher, so she can learn This girl's hole is even tighter than the first one's She starts rubbin' her clit and cursin' Other girls watchin' and feelin' jealous But hey, I got time for alla y'all fellas Yo, she explodes, and another swaps in Like how much a** can one man get? You know how in Islam, when you die You get 72 virgins layin' at your side? Well, these girls weren't quite wearin' white But that's at least how many I had that night But there's one more scene The next day at work, I get called to the office I already know what the subject of the talk is (Mr. Fielding, do you know what this is about?) Yeah, I think, but let's have it out (The evaluation forms from that orgy you ran Have the highest ratings that our school has ever had What did you do that made everybody like it? My daughter in particular said it was a riot) I just smiled and said, “Boss, that's easy I did the same thing as when I chaperoned the chess meet”