Wagner: R&B Superstar - Wagner is a Cold Player lyrics

[Intro] It's Wagner And I'm the BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD (Coughing fit) [Verse 1] My perfect vocal chords have sores I swear I won't eat strippers' candy G-strings anymore My tonsilitis flaring, gotta go under the knife Whoa, surgeon, you the most gorgeous girl I've seen in my life (I got this) All you spectators, raise your plastic splash guards higher Cause the Gallagher of R&B's about to smash vagina I'm no Marvin Gaye, I cannot promise s**ual healing You and I will go so hard, that when we finish you'll be feeling [Hook] Para- para- paralyzed Para- para- paralyzed Para- para- paralyzed Numbness spreading out from your thighs [Bridge] Scalpel through my throat with no anesthesia Foreplay's rougher than I'm used to, but I must please her [Verse 2] Now she's talking dirty, screaming at me curses She's yanked off me by a group of desperate jealous nurses Once again a girl leaves soaking in my liquid sticky In this case, the liquid was my blood but I'm not picky Then I slip into a coma, good thing I'm no donor Though I trust my organs would be loyal and reject their new owners I thank the staff for offering my body up for s**in' A dry spell could have ruined my reputation and my career would be [Hook] Para- para- paralyzed Para- para- paralyzed Para- para- paralyzed Doom proceeds when i have dry thighs