Bite your tongue inside and then open your mouth look what you got A little bit of lube but not really cos it just dries you out Just kidding i dont really participate in that scary stuff But when you write about it it sounds so edgy as f** Mostly i'm okay, if you maybe just wanna play You can go home at eight, it'll still be your birthday We can shower together and youll be off on your way I promise i'll never say that you were in my bed today Tell all your friends about how you love eating p**y And then whisper to your girlfriend that you want to eat her p**y And finger her p**y and pretend to get pushy When everybody's looking cos then nobody is looking For you to drop your wrists and look at boys' fists And accidentally lisp and accidentally miss When you're blackout drunk off of water and cum And some boxer briefs full of pheromones It's funny how you spend so much time at the gym working out And everybody thinks that you do it to make her happy but Nothing turns you on like a locker room while you sweat it out The truth is that you really are nothing but a selfish s*ut