$WAGGOT - SEXPERIENCE POINTS lyrics

Girls who play final fantasy are few and far between So my options for best friends are limited as you can see I f** friends and catch feelings and ruin everything The way he holds a playstation controller gets to me I melt like a firaga spell Even if money's involved i'll still convince myself Forget it i'm stupid i'm gonna x out I'll get back to you when i reach level 12 Let me practice on you I'll get so good You can keep playing I'll level up like i should Your kakuna knows harden and string shot My smeargle used milk drink Look at that i got it all over my face Made a mess of everything which i know that you hate You like the attention you like getting your co*k s**ed I like the affection i like getting you off just Me and a game and a straight boy on his back But i haven't seen sephiroth so i'll finish fast I get so horny when you make me promise not to tell And when you push my head down as i inhale So warm my head in your lap i revel I know you like it more from me than from a girl Let me practice on you I'll get so good You can keep playing I'll level up like i should Your kakuna knows harden and string shot My smeargle used milk drink Look at that i got it all over my face Made a mess of everything which i know that you hate Memories of green turn to memories of white And you turn off the game and you turn off the light I guess i finally won i guess i finally might Get from 61 to level 69 Girls who play final fantasy are few and far between So his options for f** buddies are few and far between He f**s boys who catch feelings and ruin everything The way he holds a playstation controller gets to me Let me practice on you I'll get so good You can keep playing I'll level up like i should