{*parodies Three 6 Mafia's "Poppin' My Collar"*} [Wafeek] Bein the motherf**er in everything I ever dreamed of baby And maybe even a little more than that, just a little bit mo' Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah Give it to me now [Chorus] Now ever since I can remember I been boppin yo' momma Boppin, boppin yo' momma; boppin yo' momma Ever since I can remember had the keys to yo' house Let myself in, Wafeek up in there now! [Wafeek] Yeah, now Now my story is legit, ma and this is not a cover Or another sitcom, this is "How I Met Your Mother" Workin on the strip, mind in my bid'ness, when this women Told me God as my witness that she wanted someone younger And yo' momma is a MILF, I was on her in a hot sec Nuttin better than a grown woman wantin hot s** Back to my project, so that I could put it on her First she was my sweetheart, now she like my sugar momma Once she got the concept, damn she was wildin While yo' folks is goin broke, I was spendin yo' allowance We be chillin on the island, me and her, on a nice resort After her divorce you know I'm spendin up the child support Not to mention alimony and they settled out of court Feeky be the foulest homey don't, act like y'all ain't know If I want the 3-way I'm gettin wit'cha sister While your momma take the pictures I'll be givin her the snifter [Chorus] "She had s** with my momma!" "Big name rap artists are under arrest in seperate incidents" "Find out what they're accused of doing" "This was a day to stop thinking about making records" "and start worrying about making bail"