Where the music was set The widows all dressed in black and we sang Told stories all about the good ole days There were hugs to give and a few more tears to cry Then we closed the lid and we gave him one last ride And we laid him in the ground And headed back to ground There were ca**eroles and pecan pies Mom’s sweet tea and beer on ice Hell of a way to say goodbye I guess Preacher clears his throat and then he said Everybody bow your heads And just like that everything was blessed So here’s to d**h, dyin’ and deviled eggs Yeah such is life We’re all at the mercy of a bu*ter knife on a plate Checkered table cloth and I’ll fly away Keep in mind that it always is the same And there’s no love like no [?] left to say And they’ll lay you in the ground [?] back to town And those ca**eroles and pecan pies Mom’s sweet tea and beer on ice Hell of a way to say goodbye I guess Preacher clears his throat and then he said Everybody bow your heads And just like that everything is blessed So here’s to d**h, dyin’ and deviled eggs If you wanna go to heaven Better have Jesus in your soul Make damn well sure That you get plenty before you go Those ca**eroles and pecan pies Mom’s sweet tea and beer on ice Hell of a way to say goodbye I guess Preacher clears his throat and then he said Everybody bow your heads And just like that everything is blessed Yeah just like that everything is blessed So here’s to d**h, dyin’ and deviled eggs Yeah here’s to d**h And here’s to dyin’ Gotta love them deviled eggs