W.a.s.p. - Douchebag Blues lyrics

"This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this. This is what happens when you consume ma**ive amounts of d** and alcohol." My mother was a douche bag My sister was a douche bag I guess that makes me one too I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I don't know what to do I sold dynamite to the Arabs Bullets to the Jews Whiskey to the Indians And I'll get you too I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I just don't know what to do Vinegar and water The drink that I choose I gotta tell ya brother Tastes like p**y juice I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed I got the douche bag blues, oh yeah I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues "Time flies when you're in a coma, you know that?"