I could never leave you You know I never could Even though you drive me crazy Even though you know I should You flirt with all the ladies You flirt with all the boys You flirt with my grandmother Do you hear me making noise Three o'clock in the morning You come banging on my door I smell the co*ktail on your breath I know just what you're looking for Three o'clock in the afternoon You're still taking up space in my bed I say baby you're no good for me, no good for you I said He's so careful, why you act like this I'm still crazy about your a** The only thing you crazy about is smoking your sister's gra** And still you know I'd never leave you You know I never could Even though you drive me crazy Even though you know I should You know that I could never leave you You know that I could never leave you Yesterday, my birthday You've gone drinking with your friends I see no pearls, no diamonds I hear no Mercedes Benz Pulling up in the driveway with a silver bow on top It's not your style it's not your groove you don't know where to shop You make me feel so lonely like the fridge my only friend I wonder is this working, are we cruising a dead end You are a little selfish and you are a little cold But I know you'll still be shaking it at sixty-five years old So come on over right here and bring your homies too 'Cause you know I'd never leave so keep doing what you do And still you know I'd never leave you You know that I could not Not even for a second you're so mother f**ing hot You know that I could never leave you You know that I could never leave you You know that I could never leave you You know that I could never leave you