Few years from now A man in black Had god's serial no. 2205 Was a perfect creation Had a little thing/ about surfers Deeply in hate/ with posers surfers At beach of Venice In land of beautiful lies In this bloody city Did not like/ our surfer's pretty Role in play of his life Seemed to be termination Of a sonic surfer nation Man in black sang: Blood surfer city- Bloody surfer city Designed armour in black Another pity Came by touch of water Muting into k**er shark First surfers went to heaven Week later eleven Lost in space/ in poser's race Only some brave surfidiots Swinging their positive power In waves, pa**ing every hour Canvas of Venice painted in red Camouflage called Energy in/ bazooka'd him to pieces Which were shown to drooling public Sharkman gave a final smile When puzzling back died in peace God gave him nobel- And George-Cross medal. Sonic star