Voltaire - Day of the Dead (Kid's version) lyrics

I was just a tourist the first time I went to Mexico I was a stranger, in danger, in a world unknown A clap of thunder and the ground around me did explode And the skeletons in dozens come out from that hole Why? No lie! It was the Day of the Dead! Did you hear what I just said? Oh-oh-ohh I didn't even know It was the Day of the Dead! I tried not to lose my head Oh-oh-ohh Way down in Mexico The place was jumping with carribas swaying to and fro An evil skeleton made off with my beef burrito They opened the pinata and a swarm of guts went up my nose I lost all bowel control and knew that it was time to go Why? No lie! It was the Day of the Dead! Did you hear what I just said? Oh-oh-ohh I didn't even know It was the Day of the Dead! I tried not to lose my head Oh-oh-ohh Way down in Mexico The locals tell me not to fear It happens at least once a year When hell is full the dead will walk the Earth and Apparently they come up here For the beer! Why? No lie! It was the Day of the Dead! Did you hear what I just said? Oh-oh-ohh I didn't even know It was the Day of the Dead! I tried not to lose my head Oh-oh-ohh Way down in Mexico Dia de los muertos El calacas vio Oh-oh-ohh Y el gringo se asusto Dia de Los Muertos El cabron se arrugo Oh-oh-ohh Aqui en Mexico CORRE CARAJO QUE LOS MUERTOS ESTAN EN LA CALLE!