Voltaire - It's Normal for a Man lyrics

When I was a young man Who traveled 'round the world. And I've been with every kind of girl I think I slept with half the population of Japan. It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man. Back then our president, He really raised the bar for Getting stuck, caught in the cookie jar. He gave a new meaning to having an intern on your staff. It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man. Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth. Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat. What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand. Just grow a pair and fess up and say: It's normal for a man. When you are a Tiger And have a gorgeous wife. Sometimes you just get tired of your life. If you eat filet mignon each day eventually you'll want Spam. It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man. Take that motorcycle man Who wed a movie star. While she made films, he trolled around in bars. He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her a**. It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man. Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth. Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat. What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand. Just grow a pair and fess up and say: It's normal for a man. We men we have our predilection We'll cheat if given half a chance. There ain't such thing as s**-addiction. We're just horny ba*tards And we can't keep it in our pants. It's perfectly normal, perfectly natural. Now I'm old and wiser And have a lovely wife. And I'll be true to her for all my life. I ain't sayin' that I'm special or that I'm a superman. I guess I'm just too old and tired To do what's normal for a man. But if I did I wouldn't go lyin' through my teeth. And rattle off excuses for what made me cheat. I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand. I'd show my pair and fess up and say: It's normal for a man! And you would leave and I'd be lonely. I'd hit the bar and wreck my health, I'd cry and say I ruined everything. Don't be sad for me, it's nothing strange. It's normal for a man.