Voltaire - Expendable lyrics

Expendable, I'm wearing red and I'm expendable You need me dead I am dependable You need me alive I'm not your guy Cause on the surface, where Spock and Kirk is It's almost certain that I'm gonna die Expendable, am I Terrible, when it comes to shooting I'm just terrible I shot at 210 rebels and didn't hit a single guy I couldn't hit the d**h Star while on the d**h Star I'd probably shoot my foot and then I'd cry A terrible shot am I Back at the academy No one was as bad as me Though I tried my very best Made my teachers all irate Puked from everything I ate Got an F on every test Though excelling was my wish I broke the main deflector dish And they threw me out of cla** Then they caught me raising heck Naked on the holodeck I thought there's no way I can pa** And just when I thought that I was screwed They said "We've got the perfect job for you!" "You do?" "You'll be expendable You will wear red and be expendable For getting dead, you are dependable In fact you are the perfect guy If shields are down or we blow a warp core It's almost guaranteed you're gonna fry! Expendable..." am I Back when I was just a teen Growing up on Tatooine Beggar's Canyon was my scene But my aim was really bad Couldn't bullseye a womp rat With my trusty T-16 This made me a little stressed More than just a bit depressed Drowned my tears in Anchorhead There I met a man named Biggs Said he had the perfect gig To put me to the test And just when I thought that I was screwed He said "I've got the perfect job for you!" "You do?" You will be terrible, when it comes to shooting you're just terrible You'll shoot at 210 Gungans and not a single one will die We'll get the last laugh on Palpatine's a** By building him an army of guys So terrible am I! And that's how I became a red shirt And that's how I became a trooper And though apart we are pathetic Together we are super-duper I'll shoot at you at you from foot or two and much to your surprise I'll miss you Yet I'll still die I'll miss you Yet I'll still find a way to die!