Viro the Virus - Chris is Awesome lyrics

Chris is awesome, hes as hot as it gets The type to drop ya quick with a mafia kick Hes got the hunger of a young lion Plus the eye of the tiger Pummel you like hes a young Tyson That young knockout kid split ya wig Rivera Cloverleaf snap you like a twig Your more than welcome to step up and get f'ed up from a hangmans clutch or heros welcome Your just a Josmo He'll bust your chops Its a K.O once he hammerlocks the cravate Tomato cans don't stand a chance No holds barred Rolling Elbow to a bozos jaw Its flawless offence done with precision Get lumped up, he's head hunting, for the submission Pound for pound the best without a doubt So come on down and get left out for the count Better bring ya best cuz here comes the best So whos your hero? Its Chris Hero Quick to end ya Any contender So whos your hero? Its Chris Hero Ya better call the coppers, ya mama and a doctor Yous about to get clobbered in a slobber knocker Cruisin or abusin Ain't no way hes losin So whos your hero? Its Chris Hero Don't brawl with this grappler He'll flatten ya Theyll have to get ya with a spatula Be his guest to leave a bloody mess You can't F with his moveset Take your breath in a slugfest with a suplex Violence at its finest Pound you with the ground game or high flyin like hes d**h defying No lying this is real as it gets A perfect mix of k**er instinct with ring general ship Apply a Double Chickenwing with a tight grip Middle of the ring have you crying I quit Lucha Libre influence King of wrestling undisputed Swear they hurt you in the square circle beat you stupid With maunovers higher impact then a mule kick Leave you toothless Number 1 champion get the job done When the bell rings get your bell rung Here he comes Better bring ya best cuz here comes the best So whos your hero? Its Chris Hero Quick to end ya Any contender So whos your hero? Its Chris Hero Ya better call the coppers, ya mama and a doctor Yous about to get clobbered in a slobber knocker Cruisin or abusin Ain't no way hes losin So whos your hero? Its Chris Hero You leave the ring feeling miserable His defence is impenetrable So the advantage is considerable If you want a war, bet he wants it more Better pa** a peace pipe like your sitting bull Looking for a sweat lick he ain't one You want love get a show on VH1 Cuz he don't play games boy your get maimed His main aim is to inflict pain Leave the ring apron blood stained Have the crowd going wild like there untamed He'll win easily like your untrained Then grin evilly while you complain Once again,it's flawless offense done with precision Get lumped up, he's head hunting, for a submission Pound for pound the best without a doubt So come on down and get knocked the f** out Better bring ya best cuz here comes the best So whos your hero? Its Chris Hero Quick to end ya Any contender So whos your hero? Its Chris Hero Ya better call the coppers, ya mama and a doctor Yous about to get clobbered in a slobber knocker Cruisin or abusing Ain't no way hes losin So whos your hero? Its Chris Hero