Violent J - Surprize lyrics

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope] Surprise! It's my lucky day Shucky ducky I'm f**ing lucky Hand over your chain, your watch, your jacket Damn you's a player huh partner Now toss me them keys and beat it b**h [Verse 1: Violent J] Iron pipe poke through your head Make a bong out of it and smoke with the dead Your homie came for revenge I choked him instead Your obituary was the joke that I read I'm a guru master, causer of distaster Drink all flavors of faygo so f** shasta Woo, spell caster, drunken old ba*tard Surprise when we trade blows, I throws mine faster [Verse 2: DJ Paul] Motherf**er no surprise, we're the rawest Making indie money, y'all want any money starvin' artist You saw my royce parked in the projects That was just a make you haters hate me more project I do sh** on purpose just to make you haters wanna hurt me Touch me trip I'll quicker spread like f**ing herpes And we'll drown on your a**, ICP clown on your a** Da Mafia 6ix ready to ride go to town on that [Hook: Young Wicked] 9 mili pressed against your forehead Machete to your neck, wrong move and you're dead (Surprise) Double barrel placed right to your spine Empty your pockets which yours is now mine (Surprise) This could be the end of your life (Decision time) You shouldn't, shouldn't reach for that knife You don't know! Just don't be stupid (Surprise) [Verse 3: Koopsta Knicca] [?] Pistol grip, never slip, I'm a grown man I'm a crystal guard in disguise, can you tell me why it? I'mma [?] just to ease your f**ing life Could you see mafia six and ICP We beat his a** up like a DJ Paul beat There he go, quick reload down on the floor Thought I told [?] [Verse 4: Shaggy 2 Dope] Suddenly it's hard to breath I just slit your throat from the back, remember me? Before we dies I wanna look up deep in his eyes You know what you did to me? Well, surprise! I coulda just shot you and took off from the spot But that wasn't enough, I wanna feel your pulse stop I won't even hide you, leave you in the street like some trash bu*t naked with a wine bottle stickin' out your a** [Hook] [Verse 5: Young Wicked] When I came up on em I'm so sick I'll probably make you vomit The 5-0 out there looking for me Cause I gotta murder case and they came to solve it Surprise a motherf**er with my dangerous content Everytime I spit it you can tell it's the bomb sh** I'm raining heavy on the haters conscious Y'all f**ed up trying tame the monsters Y'all better pray to Jesus Ain't no other rapper in the game could see us They try but they can't defeat us (k**joy club) I'll make everybody bleedin', I know Y'all ain't ready for me or my hatchet family Still runnin' beneath the streets [Verse 6: Crunchy Black] I can make you move, you can bet that Hunt the unit on em, is you with that? See I rob n***as like Kincaid, I'll make em get back b**h n***a get back Hunt the unit on em, robbin' n***a for his a** Stick and move, I've told you I'm with the sh** Easy f**in come, and easy f**ing go ho I'm looking for that muthaf**in dough bro [Hook x2]