I'd be out running most every night We'd always end up in one hell of a fight The end is comin' there ain't no doubt But there's just that one thing I can't live without Won't try to stop you can't change your mind Been nice to know you, could you leave that sweet thing behind You take the dishes, the silverware I'll keep the hound dog and this easy chair Keep the Ranchero, but that TV is mine She said,'You can stick that clicker where the sun don't shine' I know you're leaving can't change your mind Been nice to know you, could you leave that sweet thing behind That woman was real mean My trailer park drama queen I'm gonna have bad dreams About missing that sweet thing Oh Lord, I don't know what I am gonna do Why's a tornado like a redneck divorce Either way somebody's bound to lose a mobile home of course Well that's my story, it's sad but true I've only got one last request from you I know you're leaving can't change your mind Been nice to know you, could you leave that sweet thing behind I know you're leaving can't change your mind Been nice to know you, could you leave that sweet thing behind