Vince Gill - You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly lyrics

You're the reason I'm riding 'round on recapped tires And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling But looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But I love you just the same You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling But looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But, I love you just the same I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need 'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed And that's the reason my good looks and my figure is gone And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling But looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But, I love you just the same And that's the reason my good looks and my figure is gone And the reason I ain't got no hair to comb And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling But looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But, I love you just the same You know, Vinny, not for nothing honey, You know them shorts you wear everyday? Yeah, can we retire them and maybe get a different pair of maybe long pants? Ain't it chilly? Well take a look at your own self. That mirror's a good thing. Maybe, take them curlers out of your hair, put on a little bit of make up Listen, the curlers make it poofy, it's a natural look And that house coat looks like 1962 It's a muumuu, it's vintage, okay? Oh it's a moo Listen, I look natural, like a model in Vogue Oh yeah, you're a model? What do you model, gloves? Hey! I still love you, baby Well, I love you too, Vin, oh well, you're my bff, that's just the way it is Big fat what?