Skag trendy thinks he knows just what to do He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew Thought that parents were too old, teachers told him what to do Master skag trendy, he'd like to talk to you He told his mother what he was all about She didn't acknowledge the cry for help, she just chucked him out And now he's broke sitting outside, sitting on the floor He's got nothing else to think about except another score But before he gets this he has to go and steal something That's not something that he really wants to do But you see that his mother chucked him out She signed him off the brew I wish somebody would love him, he doesn't have a hope I wish somebody would love him, he doesn't have a home He'd like to speak to his old school friends But he needs ten pence for the phone Had a girlfriend, she was very, very nice Walks by him now, won't look at him twice Liked his dress sense and his cheeky, cheeky grin But you see since he's been chucked out He's lost all of them, he's got none So he writes another sad song, he's got none Checking out another sad song, he's got none Oh, he writes another sad song, he's got none Checking out another sad song Skag trendy, think I knew just what to do I was only seventeen and I was out screwing the brew I thought that parents were too old and teachers told me what to do I'm master skag trendy, I'd like to talk to you I wish somebody would love me but I don't have a home I wish somebody would love me but I don't have a home I'd like to speak to my very old friends But I need ten pence for the phone Thing would happen to someone in this situation That is complete and utter social deterioration Should have clicked on out pawning his PlayStation Just a young man looking for some variation He made a mistake, he was looking for some variation He made a mistake, he was looking for some variation Oh, he made a mistake, he was looking for some variation He made a mistake, he was looking for some variation Skag trendy, what's so trendy? Oh, it's not trendy, what's so trendy?