Victoria Wood - Fourteen Again lyrics

I want to be fourteen again When s** was just called number ten And I was up to seven and a half Boys were for love, girls were for fun You burst out laughing if you saw a nun Sophistication was a sports car and a chiffon scarf I want to be fourteen again Tattoo my self with a fountain pen Pretend to like the taste of rum and Coke Chuck my school hat in a bush Spit on my mascara brush Buy Consulate and teach myself to smoke I want to be fourteen again Free rides on the waltzer off the fairground men For a promise of a snog the last night of the fair— French kissing as the kiosks shut Behind the generators with your coconut The coloured lights reflected in the Brylcream on his hair I want to be fourteen again For all the things I didn't know then When I was funny, I was famous, I was never ignored I was a crazy girl, I had to laugh I had Ilya Kuriakin's autograph I had no idea you could wake up feeling bored