Versus (US) - Noogie lyrics

So if you stay at home all by yourself Don't bother to lock your door for me For your guidance look to the stars Get drunk hanging out at bars And if you need a friend don't take him home I need to be there You need a noogie to get through the day You need a noogie to make your troubles go away You never seemed so heavenly When you're at home watching TV And if you feel like k**ing yourself I need to be there I will be there I will be square I will be there If you're still in I want to be sly I want start trouble Won't you let me in? I want to get lost I want to get caught So won't you let me in? I want to be sly I want to start trouble Won't you let me in? I need to sleep a long time I need to get by I need to sleep all night So won't you let me in? So if you stay at home tonight Don't bother to lock your door for me