Venetian Snares - Who Wants Cake? lyrics

Retardation: A Celebration Let's read it now! Retarded Retarded Retarded We suspect she may be, retarded I never thought I could feel like this I never thought I could feel like this Retarded Retarded Retarded Retarded Retarded I never thought I could feel like this I never thought I could feel like this Retarded I never thought I could feel like this I never thought I could feel like this I feel so mentally retarded Retarded I feel so mentally retarded We suspect she may be, retarded Retarded I feel so mentally retarded Retarded "Hi, this is Wilford Brimley Welcome to Retardation: A Celebration Now hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors First off, the retarded don't rule the night They don't rule it, nobody does They don't run in packs While they may not be as strong as apes Don't lock eyes with them. don't do it It puts them on edge They might go into berserker mode They'll come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows You might be screaming "No, no, no!" But all they hear is 'Who wants cake?' Let me tell you something, they all do They all want cake" I feel so mentally retarded Retarded I feel so mentally retarded We suspect she may be, retarded