Wake up in the morning, gonna find a Guido A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy Who might look good in a Speedo Before I leave, tease my hair Put the poof in the back And most importantly I gotta bronze my face with shellac I'm talking, Grab a pickle for the road (road) Get into the Jersey mode (mode) Get the poof it's own area code (code) Little Italian flags on my toes (toes) Got my signature guided pose (pose) Maybe today I won't get socked in the nose (nose) (Nose) Let's score, in Jersey Shore Ouch my hair's stuck in the door Be as tan as I can so that I can steal your man When I walk down the block All their heads will turn in shock Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Let's score, in Jersey Shore Ouch my hair's stuck in the door Be as tan as I can so that I can steal your man When I walk down the block All their heads will turn in shock Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh