Venetian Princess - Crush On A Yeti lyrics

Hey, over there In the bushes In the bright yellow man thong Got to stare All that hair He's a humanoid King Kong And those feet Stomp the beat They don't call 'em Big Foot for nothing He's never heard of shampoo Ew I stepped in his poo poo I still pretend someday I'll be his bride Even though he smells like something died I kinda like the musky natural kind I gotta crush on a yeti And he feels like mossy grime Was swimming in the swamp last night So would you even call it a crime I gotta crush on a yeti He puts Chewbacca to shame... shame Can't get him out of my brain... brain Give me something new I'm sick of chasing him around I know what I must do Still refuse to poo on the ground I won't poo I won't poo on the ground Even though he smells like something died I kinda like the musky natural kind I won't poo on the ground So would you even call it a crime I gotta crush on a yeti And he feels like mossy grime Was swimming in the swamp last night Even though he smells like something died I gotta crush on a yeti