Venetian Princess - I Kissed A Girl-spoof lyrics

It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy He took me to meet his old Granny Then something phased me She's not like most elderly She kept glaring from behind the chips I went to kiss her on the cheek And She went for my lips! I kissed a girl and I liked it Taste of her denture cream If I had a drink she would have spiked it But it's okay with me I was enticed I found my vice I wish she had planted one on me twice It was my sin soft wrinkled skin Stretched saggy chin A toothless grin No I don't even know her age it doesn't matter Lock me inside an iron cage it will not shatter This burning flame it can't be tamed No! I cannot resist her snow white hair Vintage wheelchair Sparks flew the moment we kissed! I kissed a girl, and I liked it Taste of her denture cream If I had a drink she would have spiked it, But it's okay with me I was enticed I found my vice I wish she had planted one on me twice It was my sin soft wrinkled skin Stretched saggy chin A toothless grin