Venetian Princess - 7 Things-spoof lyrics

Ouch.....Ouch....Ouch... It's time for me to say this addressing all you guys. Except for all the drag queens, who deserve a Nobel Prize. But the straight guys- they don't realize what we go through everyday and it's a lot And now it's time for all us females to remind you in case you all forgot The seven things guys don't have to do: 1.Shave legs 2.Give birth 3.Aunt Flo 4.Wears skirts 5.Wax armpits Hey it hurts! 6.Wear pantyhose 7.And paint your toes too 8.High heels 9.Pluck brows 10.Skip meals 11.Count pounds 12.Come girls have to carry heavy mounds ...We're way past seven now but I keep going anyhow. 13.Uncomfy thongs 14.Tight bras 15.Tampons 16.Blow our money on beauty salons 17.Flat iron burns 18.And health concerns from hair dye fumes ....And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do is we do it for you. Sometimes we're hard to deal with That-we can't deny. But just think of the things we go through See, that's the reason why.. we 1.Shave legs 2.Give birth 3.Aunt Flo 4.Wears skirts 5.Wax armpits Hey it hurts! 6.Wear pantyhose 7.And paint your toes too 8.Uncomfy thongs 9.Tight bras 10.Tampons 11.Blow our money on beauty salons 12.Flat iron burns 13.And health concerns from hair dye fumes And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do.... Is we do it for you.