Vast Aire - The Dynamic Duo lyrics

(Intro) Holy vanilla blunts it's Vast-Man The Jokers kidnapped Hip-Hop What's you gon' do? (Hook) Vast Aire n***a please, you is s**a emcee I'm VAST-MAAAAN Me and my crew is running the streets fo'real VAST-MAAAAN Hip-Hop is Dead it looks like a job for... VAST-MAAAAN LXG is the family and I'm... VAST-MAAAAN [Geechi Suede] Remember in Nikes to the Batmobiles We burning with the gamma ray lasers, electric eels Caped Crusaders falling from off glaciers Landing under water then shooting micro-lasers All we do is make the facility melt Number one villian that's felt Pull up the utility belt It went - *boom-blam-zoom-zap* Crash the canvas with the cobras hissing at the bottom of my straps Leap buildings, fly flying saucers Dissolving inside the forrest when the radar lost us Torpedo glare thru the Vast Aire With the cashmere, cat burglar blast from last year Super hero DeNiro, Beretta Bronson Keep Wonder Woman on her knees getting Johnson Vaporize them costume kit and disguise I'mma have to detach 'em from life with the shake equalizer (Hook) Vast Aire [Vast Aire] Life's a card game of the illest poker And I ain't gonna fold until I get the Joker A Dark Knight like Bram Stoker And when I see the Catwoman, I'mma stroke her And tell Super Boy he's a super toy I'm Theodore Wayne - the real McCoy It's a bird, it's a plane! No it's Lois Lane giving me brains She game to Gotham to write a story I told her 'Put the pen down, show me the panties' Peter Parker can't do sh** to me I'm Vast Man with a capital V But to my avail there was Vicki Vale Tryna seduce me Doing the Vast twosie I told her to slow down She wanted to sleep like a bat - upside down Well, I can arrange that And that's when the Riddler started to clown He was like 'It's my time' But the crowd didn't know I co-wrote his rhymes The Green Hornet is always smoking me out But I keep my space cuz he's a Two-Face I'm smacking the Penguin when he gets greedy Just flash LXG when you need me (Hook) Vast Aire (Outro) Will the Dynamic Duo triumph over the Jokers evil Will Cat Woman finally give Vast-Man the panties? Stay tuned, same Vast time, same Vast channel