Various Artists - I Love My Lips lyrics

I l-o-v-e m-y l-i-p-s I l-o-v-e m-y, lips! I l-o-v-e m-y l-i-p-s I l-o-v-e m-y, lips! If my lips ever left my mouth Packed a bag and headed south That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad If my lips said "Adios, I don't like you and I think your gross" That'd be too bad, I might get mad That'd be too bad I might get mad (Go!) I l-o-v-e m-y l-i-p-s I l-o-v-e m-y, lips! If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and took my tooth That'd be too bad, I'd call my dad That'd be too bad I'd be so sad, I might get mad and call my dad Because I love my lips Because I love my lips (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y l-i-p-s (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y, lips! (Phone rings) Ah, hang on guys Hello? (Dad) Yeah, Caleb, hey it's dad Listen, I heard you were trying to get a hold of me, is something wrong with your lips? Dad my lips are fine. I'm in the studio right now just working on this song Hold on just a second dad (Singing) On the day I got my tooth, I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth, she had a beard (Ha ha ha, I remember that actually.) And it felt weird (Yeah it was kinda weird, wasn't it?) She had a beard and it felt weird (Actually, wasn't that the Christmas you gave her a razor?) Because I love my lips Because I love my lips (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y l-i-p-s (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y, lips! (Dad [in person]) Hey Caleb, I just stopped by, you know speaking of lips did I ever tell you my story? Ten days after I turned eight I got lips stuck in a gate and my friends all laughed Yeah, my friends all laughed And I just stood there until the fire department came And broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend The next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar Who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't Even talk to each other until the fifth week because both Our lips were so swollen and when he did- Dad, dad, I've heard this story like a million times (Dad) Sorry (Singing) I really love my lips I really love my lips I really really love my lips Because I love my lips (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y l-i-p-s (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y, lips! Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba... Left my mouth and headed south And I got lips stuck in a gate She had a beard and it felt weird She had a beard and it felt weird Because I love my lips Because I love my lips Because I - 'cause I love my lips Because I love my lips (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y l-i-p-s (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y, lips! (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y l-i-p-s (I love my lips) I l-o-v-e m-y, lips!