Various Artists - 12 Days of a Pop Punk Christmas lyrics

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A pair of skinny khakis On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two snapback hats and a pair of skinny khakis On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three Peace Teas, two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas Two snapback hats, and a par of skinny khakis On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Five large pizzas, four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six flannel shirts, five large pizzas, four pairs of Vans Three Peace Teas, two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts, five large pizzas Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas, two snapback hats And a pair of skinny khakis On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts Five large pizzas Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine cardboard signs, Eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts Five large pizzas Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas Two snapback hats, and my parents understanding On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ten pics of Patty, nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts They forgot the pepperoni Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas Two snapback hats, and a merch guy we named Fappy On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eleven anchor tats, ten pics of Patty, nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts This isn't what I ordered, but seriously call Dominos and tell them I want a refund Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas Two snapback hats, and an unnecessary breakdown Blegh On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve broken hearts, eleven anchor tats, ten pics of Patty, nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts No, this is unacceptable, who forgets pepperoni? Pepperoni's like the default topping. Like if anything, people who order cheese would get the pepperoni on it accidentally (Come on man, finish the song.) Fine Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis Merry Christmas to each and every one of you Isn't it crazy Fearless let us do this?