Various Artists - My Undead Mummy and Me lyrics

Let me tell you about my buddy He's 3,000 years old He's wrapped in bandages And covered in moldy debris My undead mummy and me If a bully ever tries to poke me In the eye, I'll introduce him to My decomposing guy And he'll flee From my undead mummy and me All the kids at school Are gonna have a conniption When they get a load Of my funky Egyptian, and see My undead mummy and me, yeah He is no dummy, he's chummy And he is my mummy My undead mummy and me My undead mummy and me Undead mummy and me