Various Artists - Off the Wall lyrics

[Post-Hook: Eminem] No matter what people say I'm gon' keep rapping this way No matter what you may think I'mma keep doing my thing [Verse 1: Eminem] I'm the worst thing since fat bald men Decided to write songs to teach Mouseketeers to sing I stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors So she gets fifty years of bad luck Causing terror to Christina Aguilera When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist With a hair up his a** like a rabbit crawled in his pants Got a habit of holding Tylenol in his hands Till it melts in his f**ing palms and dissolves in his glands (So who is it?) The fool who visit the playground With two biscuits to lay down the school district Get pistol-whipped with a Mossberg With a pistol grip, and fed pitbull sh**s Sniff glue sticks like I give two sh**s If I get too rich, I just get sued [Verse 2: Redman] Yo, I leave wit no injure, after I blow four in ya One handstand on top of yo ninja Crash it, Doc stir the madness Till y'all outta work like Tony Atlas Walking, cans in the laundry basket America's most, with the army after us f** flossing, we take what's yours Unload fifteen like a ace and four I'm outta work, but Doc laid them off (sh**, the power's out) The tape is off! Yo, you targeted from arsonists Papermate pens filled wit arsenic I got hoes that don't know what Prada is Doc could shape up, touch your barber miss Fade you with a bloody blade I turn rap camps into Crystal Lake f** b**hes face is what I'mma do Cause that's what white boy Tano do [Hook: Eminem & Redman] So how's everybody doin' tonight? Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight Cause uh, we getting down for the f** of it So s** my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this (off the wall) So how's everybody feelin' tonight? Hope you in that mood to get rude and [?] in a fight Cause uh, we getting down for the f** of it So s** my dick if you don't wanna [?] this (off the wall) [Post-Hook: Eminem] No matter what people say I'm gon' keep rapping this way No matter what you may think I'mma keep doing my thing [Verse 3: Redman] Yo, you could buy Jaz spitting, hospital, son admit it Rip your lips off, kiss my a** with it Slap b**hes, got Marshall Math's (printing) Weed, X, and the acid tabs did it I'm "What's Happening," with no re-run Doc. Rob De Niro when the Heat come My barrel hang out the Camaro Aimed at the nose of them hoes, it's hard to breathe from Flash the gat, your town, bogarting Your wallet, your chain the main target Beef is like cold engine: don't start it Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you From ten speed and brown shoe Doc and Eminem, co*k the M&M Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them [Verse 4: Eminem] It's like, Funk Doctor meets the punk rocker Got the d** stocked inside the lunch box (uhh) Pop junk like I just got jumped Popped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pump Knock wood, it's all good; thank God for vodka Cause wit my luck, I'll probably get shot by a stalker Probably got a fanatic waiting upstairs in the attic With a automatic calling me up there My man, Stan, with a gat in his hand Staking my house out in a tan, tinted sedan Pull your mouth out till you can't finish a damn Ham sandwich, or your can spinach and Spam Till you gotta sip through a straw, shoplift through the mall Pictures of me on my mom's living room wall Hey Ma... maybe I'll give you a call Psyche! You f**ing b**h, s** a dick and two balls! I'm giving you all my job descrip', which is To piss b**hes and priests off with this (...need Jesus!) Pop more pills till police officers Arrive at the scene and pull me off of Kim Teeth off my dick, hands off my balls But y'all can kiss my a**, pants off and all! Cause I'm so goddamn off the wall I might as well just be a painting smashed on the floor [Hook: Redman & Eminem] So how's everybody feelin' tonight? Hope you in that mood to get rude and [?] in a fight Cause uh, we getting down for the f** of it So s** my dick if you don't wanna f** to this (off the wall) So how's everybody doin' tonight? Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and screw in a fight Cause uh, we getting down for the f** of it So s** my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this (off the wall) [Post-Hook: Eminem] No matter what people say I'm gon' keep rapping this way No matter what you may think I'mma keep doing my thing [Outro: Eminem] No matter what people say I'm gon' keep doing my thing No matter... oh