Well I'm an eight ball shooting double fisted Drinking son of a gun I wear my jeans a little tight Just to watch the little boys come undone I'm here for the beer and the ball busting band Gonna get a little crazy just because I can (Chorus) You know I'm here for the party And I ain't leaving till they throw me out gonna have a little fun gonna get me some You know I'm here, I'm here for the party I may not be a ten but the boys say I clean up good And if I gave em half a chance For some rowdy romance you know they would I've been waiting all week just to have a good time So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines (Repeat chorus) Don't want no purple hooter shooter just some Jack on the rocks Don't mind me if i start that trashy talk (Repeat chorus twice)