Various Artists - Sparkling Diamonds lyrics

The French are glad to die for love... A kiss on the hand may be quite continental But diamonds are a girls best friend A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental On your humble flat Or help you feed your, mrow, p**y cat Men grow cold as girls grow old And we all lose our charms in the end But square-cut or pear-shaped These rocks don't lose their shape Diamonds are a girl's best friend Tiffany's! Cartier! 'Cause we are living in a material world And I am a material girl *blow kiss* Come and get me boys Oooo... Black star Ross Core Talk to me Harry Zidler, tell me all about it! There may come a time when a la** needs a lawyer (But diamonds are a girl's best friend) There may come a time when a hard boiled employer Thinks you're... (Awful nice) Oooo, but get that ice, or else no dice! He's your guy when stocks are high But beware when they start to descend Diamonds are a girl's best, diamonds are a girl's best Diamonds are a girl's best friend Let's make love Oh yes, tiger! (Everything's going so well!) 'Cause that's when those louses Go back to their spouses Diamonds...are a...girl's...best...friend!