Various Artists - (Not The) Greatest Rapper lyrics

I wanna be down, yo, will you let me? I get real close, I kiss her face real gently Don't sweat me girl your everything I ever needed And when I'm with you, my heart starts to bleed I plead and plead and plead and plead for a little kiss And if you say "okay" I just got my wish On the town the night will be just right I hold your hand but I won't squeeze too tight I feed you food that you've never eaten I think about it and my heart starts beating I look at you and it nearly wrecks me I never met a girl who was so damn s**y! A week later and some daisies after You get a postcard from this silly rapper And it says I'll be knocking on your front door Cuz I've never loved a girl like this before! I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl? I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl? I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world But please baby, please baby be my girl I know I'm not the greatest rapper in this land But I'll do anything if you'll hold my hand I pick her up and its raining heavy I meet her mom, I say my name is Kevi I'm so dizzy when I'm with your daughter But I treat her right, I never cross no border We get in the car, I say "Ya want some music?" She says "Okay." So I say "You choose it." Straight out the purse comes 1000 Clowns, and I say "Oh, God. I know my girl is down." We go away for the cozy vacation Santa Barbara is our destination Halfway on our way I start to feel real ready I pull the car over "Will you be my steady?" She says "Okay." And my heart gets swollen It feels so damn good to even take her bowling Now she knows I'll be knocking on her front door Cuz I've never loved a girl like this before I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl? I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl? I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world But please baby, please baby be my girl I know I'm not the greatest rapper in this land But I'll do anything if you'll hold my hand Would ya be my sunshine? Would ya be all mine? {Okay} (Repeat 3 times) We're still together, we hang out all the time She comes to the shows when I bust a rhyme She never minds that my friends keep me late She's cool like that, she'll kick back and wait Never hesitate to hold my hand, whispers in my ear "Kevi you're my man." See, thats the plan, now there's no more adore I've never loved a girl like this before I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl? I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl? I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world But please baby, please baby be my girl I know I'm not the greatest rapper in this land But I'll do anything if you'll hold my hand