Various Artists - Superhoes lyrics

[Hello boys and girls, here we are in Romper Room school again And Mr. Doobie is here!] It's the officials adventures of.. [Verse One] I caught Spider-Man jerkin off in a booth To a Wonder Woman comic, then that Bionic b**h f**ed the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner Did I see Santa? No, it's the Green Lantern Little Bo Peep cold f**ed her sheep Keep eatin that p**y, f** Mother Goose-y Best f** a b**h Bullwinkle's kinda moose-y Triple X hardcore; n***a f** a floozy Miss Piggy, got 'em thinkin sticky Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse smoked a blunt f** a hickie Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow Messin with that p**y hairy just like the werewolf It's the officials adventures of.. (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) And meanwhile.. [Verse Two] Cyclops, Wolverine and the Nightcrawler Went to a bar, and yo, they had dollars Rolled an Impala, hittin all switches While Richie Rich Riches, pulls all the b**hes I turned on the headset, like Judy Jetson Here comes Barbie, look who she lets in Hansel, Gretel; Gretel, f** the kettle Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun (It's a small world) Ready for some call girl Wrapped around her neck a link, that was all pearls Nice as Medusa, dancin on tables Joker's got a lap dance from Charlie's Angels It's the officials adventures of.. (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) "The Batmobile, let's go!" [Interlude] It's night, in a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City As a woman in a feline costume strokes a Siamese cat And speaks to several well-dressed men [Verse Three] Twinkle, twinkle, p**no star Superhoe, tell me who you are Catwoman in a red tight see-through Dancin on a pole, with a do-see-do Mosie on out, now where goes the ho they call Cinderella, makin men jealous Like Dick Tracy, Tweety, Sylvester (Sufferin succotash!) Cause Snow White's gonna be f**in all night Strobelight dancin in front of the mirror He-Man's f**in with Smurfette and She-Ra The freaky, freaky-deaky, Wilma Flintstone Betty too - is she ready for the nympho? It's the officials adventures of.. "I'll only do it for lots of cash!" (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho) (super ho)