Various Artists - No Substitute lyrics

You know Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way No, I mean special Like the song of the hummingbird as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird And make sweet love to it all night long Just two hummingbirds moanin' and groanin' And letting their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy Slowly, the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird And eases his way into her golden valley Gliding gently in and out, in and out, ooh, in and out Two hummingbirds doin' it doggy-style all night long Until finally the male hummingbird screams with pa**ion And lets his little humminggravy fly all over the nest And it makes me wanna It makes me wanna sing this special song for you Yeah, baby, yeah mama Ooh Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me How I'd love to lay you down And lick every inch of your body With my tongue Kathie Lee, you're my s**ual fantasy How 'bout you and me Get it together and make sweet love 'Cause nobody can take your place No way they can match your face No, you got it goin' on in a way so clear I just wanna buy you a beer I thought maybe tonight at seven-thirty or somethin', I could come by and Pick you up in my car (No substitute) No substitute for you (No substitute) No baby, there's (no substitute) for you girl (No substitute) for you now I know you love my body so much It's something you can't help but touch, ooh I might let you if you promise to be gentle Now I'm gettin' all sentimental Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car We can park down over by the gas station that closed two weeks ago and make love in the back seat and Drop you off at home (No substitute) No substitute for you (No substitute) No baby there's (No substitute) Come on baby say it (No substitute) For you now Now you remember our two hummingbirds Well, after their night of pa**ion The male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat All he could think about was that incredible night When feathers were flyin' all over the place And beaks were where they shouldn't be So he puts his beak lips together and whistles a song Calling that female hummingbird back for another night of fire Just like I'm calling out for you, baby Hey, get your a** over here for some good lovin' There's only one word that can describe you You're a flippity-floppity-hotchy-mama-woowoo You've got everything I ever wanted My metaphor's all been exhausted So what say you and I forget about this singin' and songin' And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves And get down to some business (No substitute) No substitute for you (No, no, no substitute) No baby there's (no substitute) for you girl (No substitute) for you (No, no, no, no, no substitute) for you girl Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Chefettes (No) no (no) subs (subs) sti (tute) for (you) Ba (by) no (no) no no no (no) for you yeah (No substitute) No substitute (No substitute) For you Kathie Lee, yeah