Various Artists - U.G.L.Y. lyrics

OK I'm a cheerleader now U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly I saw you walking down the street just the other day I didn't see your damage from that far away I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do! Your teeth are all yellow they're covered in mold You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old When looks were handed out you were last in line Your face looks like where the sun don't shine Did you fall off a building and land on your head Or did a truck run over your face instead There ain't no pill cuz you ain't ill - You ugly! U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly What you really need is to wear a mask And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl You're scary you're hairy I heard about you You're the main attraction at the city zoo You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (So funny) You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin You can't disguise your googly eyes In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize Your mama says you ugly, you ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly Get busy get busy get busy get busy Get busy get busy get busy get busy Get busy get busy get busy get busy Your mama say you ugly Your mama say you ugly Your mama say you ugly You ugly U-U-U-U now I feel like Blondie U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Ey! Hey! You ugly Quasimodo camel breath square head ugly! Chicken legs pig face chin like bubba ugly! Fish lips toad licker poindexter ugly! Spaghetti arms limp bu*t freak show ugly! U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly! Hey! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y you could make an onion cry U.G.L.Y like an alien chased by the F.B.I U.G.L.Y U.G.L.Y U.G.L.Y U.G.L.Y U.G.L.Y U.G.L.Y U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly!