Look! Professor Angell brings A strange box of arcane things Here's a lengthy man*script And news items that he clipped: Stories oddly unenlightening Very strange and vaguely frightening And, defying disbelief Here's Wilcox's bas relief! Look! Professor Angell brings A metal box of arcane things Read! his tale of awful dreams Full of dark and evil themes Omnipresent eerie sounds Seem to come from all around Nightmares of a local artist Baffling even to the smartest Written down and drawn quite well; Do our future they foretell? Look! Professor Angell brings A metal box of arcane things Hear! the tale of poor Legra**e In a swamp with Spanish moss Hunting down some Cajun voodoo He discovered something new: Cultists mad and homicidal Dancing round their eldritch idol Burn it all! Don't even wait Don't let contents correlate! Look! Professor Angell brings A metal box of arcane things