Vandal - Dial Tone lyrics

[Hook: Vandal] I tell the pretty ones hit me up on the iPhone And since I'm grimey the ugly ones get the dial tone They get the dial tone, homie, they get the dial tone They get the dial tone, the dial tone [Interlude] We're sorry, you're call cannot be completed as dialed Please check the number and dial again [Hook X2] [Verse 1: Vandal] I'm fly so I keep my phone in plane mode Filling up my call log with these hoes, that's my main goal Vandal you a a-hole, ah sh**, there he goes Hit Mike Jones up on the low 'cuz Mike Jones is "Wait, whoa" Wrong flow, check my steez, Sidekick and the Blackberry Droids and such, man I stack my cheese s** me up as I pat your weave, baby please Press my bu*tons, phone s** giving me good loving Slaughterhouse, baby I'm Joe Budden Famous now so my phone is buzzing Now they talking sideways, raise the bar like the crime rate Keep my phone off on vibrate in case my mayne is beside me Party, AT&T, baby can't keep her hands off me Cricket, bruh, you ain't in my league Upgrade a n***a to a new 3G [Hook X2] [Verse 2: Einstein] Man all these girls keep calling but it doesn't really matter to me 'Cuz I got a couple actresses that be acting bad as sh-, how flattering And yes my main girls be gradually getting mad at me 'Cuz when they call me acting crazy, hit 'em with a dead battery I hit 'em with a dial tone, straight off of the iPhone And if them iHoes creeping, then I hit 'em with an iGone You are not in my zone, I'm flying in different time zones Half of y'all don't even understand half of the stuff I'm on Steady repping Chemist Clique, hating on me is irrelevant You Mickey Mouses, I'm an elephant Scheduling meetings with the president to count presidents Just for the hell of it Yeah my flow is hot as hell, but I'm heaven sent [Hook X2]