We're so very smart We need you to know it If we can make you feel self conscious You won't notice that we're boring Gifted with an intellect A wink and a perfect smile, Manipulate the starving outcast: He's become our prophet My days are long, but I make my way We think hard, so we deserve the right to write and say: Think, speak And when I'm alone, I think of me And when I'm alone, I dream of me The laughs are grand, so long as the joke is on you We've worked hard this year, polishing our I.Q. "Think" "Speak" I impress myself.