/v/ the Musical - JonTron's Buccaneers lyrics

Oh the year was two thousand fourteen How I wish I was playing vidya now 140 letters came from the king It was Jontron calling out the drama queen Goddamn them all CHORUS: I was told we'd play good games Collect some gold we'd fire big guns, shed no tears! Now I'm forced to fight shallow puppeteers As one of Jontron's Buccaneers 'Oh Jon Jafari' cried the net How I wish I was playing vidya now Oh many brave men and women all gamers who Would make for him his stalward crew Goddamn them all [CHORUS] The extremist boat was a sickening sight How I wish I was playing vidya now She'd make fake doxx and many false flags The professional victim with her wide-spread legs Goddamn them all [CHORUS] On the fateful day on his twitter stream How I wish I was playing vidya now We were watching with glee at the things he'd say He knew levelheads had won the day Goddamn them all [CHORUS] On the 26th day he streamed again How I wish I was playing vidya now When a bloody great backlash hove in sight With his bird and his ECHS he made to fight Goddamn them all [CHORUS] The extremists struck low with white cis male shame How I wish I was playing vidya now They were broad and fat and loud on the blogs But Jon stood strong against the scurvy dogs Goddamn them all [CHORUS] Then at length, they stood one screen away How I wish I was playing vidya now The extremist blogs made an awful din But with moderate opinions Jon stove them in Goddamn them all [CHORUS] The nay-sayers shook and swayed to their sides How I wish I was playing vidya now Well tumblr was smashed like a bowl of eggs And JonTron's following grew some legs Goddamn them all [CHORUS] So here we stand in the twenty-fourteenth year How I wish I was playing vidya now It's been many year since we could just play And we long for the comfort of yesterday Goddamn them all [CHORUS]