Now I don't need a girl with a perfect 10 But I need chemistry when I work with them So I keep the lights dim when I'm on the grind And if I got a few candles that'll be fine I'm a s**er for girls with a beautiful name But I'd rather get a girl with a suitable frame She's gotta be sweet and a little petite Or at least beneath me 'cos I stand six feet I don't like the girls that waste my time They play hard to get but I ain't waiting in line I just call up another that knows the deal 'Cos I don't like to guess what another girl feels I don't wanna seem like a jerk So I treat the women right and nobody gets hurt 'Cos I aim to please and I do quite nice With any fly woman that I please tonight So what kinda girls you like? I like pretty women that'll treat me right I don't really care if they're naughty or nice Any girl that'll like me that's my type So what kinda girls you like? The silent type not too uptight Nah, she could be rude, she could be polite As long as she's taking me home tonight Now me, I like a girl that likes a girl Then I like to see how that night unfurls But not the ones into S&M, whips and chains? No, several men but then again I'll take 'em blind, crippled or crazy If those are the only ladies that'll date me Or maybe one that's pigeon-toed and limped to the show Kinda like that one that's in the front row I like pretty girls with an ugly past Plus a fast wit and a body that's plastic, sic But I like a girl smooth to the touch I don't really feel silicone titties so much I guess it all comes down to trust If a girl's not honest I get fed up So hey lonely girl, don't feel so sad 'Cos I'm a nice guy to bring home to dad So what kinda girls you like? I like pretty women that'll treat me right I don't really care if they're naughty or nice Any girl that'll like me that's my type So what kinda girls you like? The silent type not too uptight Nah, she could be rude, she could be polite As long as she's taking me home tonight I like a girl that keeps to herself This way I can sleep with some one else That's the kinda girl I like I like girls with freckles a lot 'Cos when they're asleep I play connect the dots That's the kinda girls I like I like a girl who's shy but blind in one eye Why? So she could only see my good side That's the kinda girl I like Now I like a girl that's into threesomes But wait, not him, I don't mind if she comes That's the kinda girls like