Upfront MC - Schooling MC's lyrics

(Verse 1 - Upfront MC) You're the man to go to if you want the wrong answer We read the whole book, you're struggling on one chapter You should wear a dunce cap to represent your spitting sk**s I'm an A-star student whereas you need revision still You use a triangle-shaped pencil when you write bars Teach you when I spit, move from the room this is my cla** You get detention, students thinking that you don't try at all But what it is is there's a tiny small brain inside of your skull The only time you're cool is in canteen next to the freezers In lessons you're seen as a cla** clown and jester speaker You're best to leave your pre-written scripts on the desk please So let's see, wait you ain't written this, you don't get freed You gotta sit in the removal room for a week now Don't freak out like the headmaster when there's a teen found Smoking weed in the teacher's lounge, pa**ing the reef round You'll face exclusion just stop speaking and leave now (Chorus x2 - Upfront MC) Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn't cool We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming minuscule When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle (Verse 2 - Upfront MC) Certainly not a bright spark, more like a stupid spitter Short of vision, artists need to keep painting and improve the picture We're coming through with literature to leave you fired quicker Than a substitute coming in drunk bringing a child with her Cause you're more mild than the curry in the school kitchen Got no friends like a cla**mate gra**ing and caught snitching When it was him that did the sh** in the first place Feeling wounded like a student sat in the after school on his birthday Receive disciplinary actions for the sh** you been chatting Pay attention now, you need to stop skipping history cla**es Copy homework and say it's yours although your Dad wrote it So in tests and exams solving questions is damn hopeless You're here to learn new styles, that's what you're taught for But what you've got's been done like writing rude words on a chalkboard Life supplies telling stories and lessons, we're sleeping It's time for you to resign now despite what you're thinking (Chorus x2 - Upfront MC) Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn't cool We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming minuscule When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle (Verse 3 - Bil Next) Enjoy your pain like sadistic P.E. teachers Make you seniors look like Biff and Chip readers when Billy features You lucky divas are looking at a future of city sweepers Shoulda cheated on your test cause at best you're a sh**ty speaker Kiddy beater Corporal punishment for dunces Little f**wits getting jacked for your lunches with kidney punches Slap you with a cheese string, flick the Mrs g-string Flinging darts and stealing your management every meeting Rappers get battered up your mathematics ain't adding up It's a simple science couldn't be drama if you flap it up Know your history so chatting sh** to me is mad enough Then check your geography properly and f**ing bu*ton up Cause I'm that teacher drunk in cla** screaming “I'm in charge” Brandying my iron-brew, my steel ruler's striking hard Bring it down on anybody Billy finds that's biting bars Pissing on your confidence to teach you this: life is hard (Chorus x2 - Upfront MC) Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn't cool We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming minuscule When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle