Uno Lavoz - Kaliente vs Uno Lavoz lyrics

[Round 1: Uno Lavoz] n***a, ya mom p**y weigh 100 pounds b**h can't keep that camel tucked Your mother, left your dad cause he said the b**h wasn't man enough n***a ya-hold up I said your sister masturbates to The Discovery Channel cause she love it when mammals f** And ya mom got arthritis in the knees, b**h take a sh** standing up Organik hit me up like, "You 'bout to battle Kaliente." That's how I know this a slaughter And your f**ing teeth look like every day of your life you been chewing quarters The next two rounds I'm 'bout to spit at you, best believe, for you it's torture And your grandma be s**ing dick until her teeth fall out Tell her she needs some glue to support her n***a I be f**ing your mom so crazy I mean she be s**ing my thang thang Soon as I step in the room she started playing with my thang thang I f**ed your mom in the p**y, mouth, a** (WHAT?!) I f**ed his mom in the p**y, mouth, a** (Excuse me!) n***a I said I f**ed his mom in the p**y, mouth, a** she loving my wang wang She said f**ing me is like f**ing n***as at the same time I was like, "That's right b**h. I'm a one man g**n." [Round 2: Uno Lavoz] n***a! I said yo I said ya mom got a fake leg with real toe nails b**h be walking around with open toes You so broke, every time Santa come, n***a ya hope for clothes n***a you so gay, e'ry time you be crying e'ry time you watch the Oprah Show And your mom be eating hot dogs and Spam in church with a boogie hanging She be making me want to smack the sh** out of her and say, "b**h! Blow ya nose!" And you keep on talking sh**, n***a I will abuse your daughter The only time you'll ever hear somebody say "Kali/Cali is hot" is a L.A. news reporter n***a I don't give a f** about yo' face, you a big diva Cause if I pop a shot it'll rock ya top and put Kaliente on the floor like a space heater n***a ya mom got bunions, I can make a hamburger out her f**ing feet I mean, your grandma's so strong she be playing football, stabbing n***as with her f**ing cleats You keep on talking hard thinking that you f**ing street I will put a dil*o up your little girl's a** and tell her to "shut the f** up" I'm trying to watch Saved By The Bell Shout out to f**ing Screech [Round 3: Uno Lavoz] I said YO! I said he a f*ggot The type to start rapping with a skirt and all n***a I found out that you are half black and half Dominican That mean half of you work for cheap and the other half doesn't work at all You coming against me I swear to God, you think you got some cohones n***a cause from the east side this [?] get deep fried [?] I said you keep f**ing with me, n***a you will be super dead Look at his tat' He got an S right above his neck I guess he think he Super Head You a f*ggot! I swear to God your mom love it in the an*l She said if I f** up the dishes then I can't watch cable You got two eyebrow rings at one time, you have to be some type of gay n***a I will pile drive your f**ing daughter and your dog n***a shout out to Pat Stay Canada, what the f** is up? This y'all first time ever heard of me But Kaliente swear he hot I'ma put arms to him like a third degree n***a! You are my sensei If a b**h catch chlamydia AKA Kaliente You look like when you drive you pick your nose, put it under the seat and sh** Thinking that you clean as sh** You got "Love, Peace & Harmony" on the side of your f**ing neck Ain't your daughter named Harmony? n***a, I will harm her knees f*ggot please, you look like the type to wear Starter jeans