Unknown - I Married A Female Wrestler lyrics

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Unknown - I Married A Female Wrestler lyrics

I married a female wrestler As ma**ive as can be, She had bulging muscles, Which quite facinated me. She said she loved me truly She also said by heck, If I ever catch you fooling around I'll break you loving neck. Ahy ahy yo, what shall I do, How shall I save my skin, I have married a FW Now look the mess I'm in. Sometimes to show affection, She takes me on her lap, She hugs me just little bit, I feel my bones will snap, Sometimes she hugs and kisses me, Until I'm out of breath, Oh my goodness, I'm afraid She'll strangle me to d**h. Chorus.. Ahy ahy yo....... mess I'm in. One day we were invited To a fancy dressing ball, She dressed as Dara Singh, We wrestled in the hall, We wrestled through the fox trot I was powerless to resist, we wrestled through the tango, But I fainted in the Twist. (Chorus) To make things worse I have fallen For the pretty girl next door, She is skinny but I love her like I never loved before But If my wife should find out The thought just makes me rave, My friends you'll have to buy some flowers And put them on my grave. Chorus.