Unknown Artist - Bambalance lyrics

EMT Dispatch: This is the ambulance emergency line. Do you have an emergency? Caller: I ... I need a bambalance EMT Dispatch: Who is this? Caller: Uh ... Joe EMT Dispatch: Okay. Where do you need it? Caller: I'm in the mutha f**in phone booth EMT Dispatch: Okay, what's the address there? Caller: Hold on EMT Disptach: Okay sir. Did you call through 911? Caller: Uh, no EMT Dispatch: Okay Joe. I need a location. What street are you on? Caller: Uh ... I'm in a mutha f**in phone booth at the Stop N Go. I'm at the ... that's it. I'm at the mutha f**in Stop N Go ... on a ... wait a minute. What's the mutha f**in street? Corvel and sumthin. At the mutha f**in Stop N Go EMT Dispatch: Corvel and what? Caller: Hold on EMT Disptach: Joe! Caller: Uh huh? Let me see, Coffee, Coffee ... EMT Dispatch: Caffee? Caller: There ya go. There ya go, I'm in a mutha f**in phone booth. Let me tell ya what. I'm at the ... I'm goin down the mutha f**in road, drivin my car, mindin my own God damn bizness and a mutcha f**in deer jumps out and hits my car EMT Dispatch: Okay sir? Are you injured? Caller: Now let me tell ya. I get out and pick the mutha f**in deer up. I thought he's dead. I put the mutha f**in deer in my back seat and I'm drivin down the mutha f**in road and mindin my own bizness. The mutha f**a woke up and bit me in the back a my god damn neck. It bit me and done kicked the sh** outa my car. I'm in the mutha f**in phone booth. The deer bit me in the neck. A big mutha f**in DOG came up and bit me in the leg. I hit him with the mutcha f**in tire iron and I stabbed him ... I stabbed him with my knife. So I got a hurt leg and the mutha f**in deer ... bit me in the neck. And the deer ... and the dog won't let me outa the mutha f**in phone booth cuz he wants the deer. Now who gets the deer? Me or the dog? EMT Dispatch: Okay sir. Are you injured? Caller: Yeah! I'm ... a mutha f**in deer bit me in the neck! Hold on. (Unintelligible) The mutha f**in dog is biten me. Hold on. God damn! Git outta (unintelligible). The mutha f**in dog is biten my a**! EMT Dispatch: (Unintelligible)