United Nations - Filmed In Front Of A Live Studio Audience lyrics

(DIRECTOR TO THE CREW): "SYMPATHIES: DOWN THEN THEY'RE UP AGAIN WE WON'T SEE YOU THIS TIME NEXT YEAR UNLESS THE SPONSORS COME THROUGH AND THE MONEY STARTS POURING IN." (LEADING MAN): "I COULD SWEAR SOMEONE'S BEEN WATCHING ME I HEAR SOMETHING OUTSIDE IT MOVES IN MY DREAMS AT THE EDGES OF SLEEP." (A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS): "ARE YOU SAD? DO YOU SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM AT NIGHT? DO YOU NEED PILLS FOR YOUR MOODS? OR SOMEONE TO HOLD YOU? BECAUSE WE KNOW HOW IT FEELS WHEN THE SOUNDS OF THEIR LAUGHTER AND THE TV'S COLD GLOW FOLLOWS YOU HOME TO THE ROOM WHERE YOU SLEEP ALL ALONE."