Unicorn Hole - Hookshot Lobotomy (Link) lyrics

Link! It's time for your awakening Can't you hear the goddess sing? Link! It's time for your awakening The sword of legend is ready to swing Link! It's time for your awakening Display your sk**s and defeat everything! Courage- it is the core of who you are Do not be daunted by this clashing of stars Instead kick a** with your rad repertoire! Smash these dudes like they were pots full of rupees With your Dark Link get-up you'll make them make a poopies Hookshot em if they try to run Headshot em with an arrow for fun Or s** em back with your boomerang Pitch a bomb to their face for an ugly bang "Think you can stop the hero of time? You're a chubby plumber, and I'm in my prime! Your dino is nothing- I've slain King Dodongo! This stubborn ape is strong, but he's way too slow The very idea is far beyond wild That I would lose to a rat, some balloons, or a child! I thought this battle would be grand But it's not half as scary as Deadhand I thought this battle would be grand Seems there's no challenge for me in this land Seems there's no challenge for me here Now I stand with eleven fallen fighters at my feet An evil hand laughs and rises before me The one who dragged me into this strange land The one who calls himself Master Hand We've been fighting under this monster's reign But I have courage and The Blade of Evil's Bane! A mere wallmaster this creature is not But I will fight with all I've got! I'll fight with all I've got! I push everything else out of my mind And ready my last a**ault- it's all on the line!”