Uncle Outrage - Gayest Song Ever lyrics

I was s**ing, Trucking, f**ing, I was wheelin', Dealin', Squealin' I was that man, With The Plan, To Change Ze World. Welcome To Paradise, Isn't it nice, To see it and believe it, There's no price. I wanna get bu*t f**ed, I want my salad tossed, I wanna do a rusty trombone, And not get bossed. I've bu*t f**ed Adam Sandler, Freddie Mercury too, I've f**ed Chaplin, But I haven't tried a j**, I give blow jobs to hobos (hobos), I then f** them becuase I get tired of honking On Their Bobos. Paradise Is So Nice!!! Welcome TO Paradise, Isn't it nice, To see and beleive it, There's no price. I wanna get bu*t f**ed, I want my salad tossed, I wanna do a rusty trombone, And not get bossed. Oooh, Cause I Love You! The gayest song ever folks~ love ya bu*tercupkins!