Uncle Kracker - I'm gonna split this room in half - american pie version lyrics

I know a guy who took too many pills Now he's got a mansion that sits on a hill 14 million served that's correct 17 cars, 3 cribs, and 2 jets I came to test to blood, sweat, tears Persevered for ten long years 10 years, I was there for 8 And I ain't seen a meaner mutha puttin' food on our plate I've learned to hate, and that's a damn shame Because I'm gettin' pretty good at this b**h a** game See, fame ain't the problem, it's brokeaa Pissin' on my dawg cause they're down on their luck Now you're stuck like a pig in the poke You know you're makin' him mad, and you're goin' to get choked Don't you know every dog has a limit Yo. I'm about to kick somebody's a** in a minute Chorus: I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half (I said) Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half (I said) Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad Sometimes success leads to stress Legal roles and dumb (hoes) and d**h threats Nat work for network and that works And people jerk for perks that ain't theirs And that hurts. You work your whole life And that still ain't enough Cause a bunch of punks wanna poach your stuff That's not your stuff So don't touch that And don't make me break with this baseball bat, cause Repeat chorus You're not playing nice My dog likes to share You're goin to get smacked for not playin fair It's in the air you can feel the tension We don't take kind to senseless dissension You bark like a dog. You fight like a dog You live by your dog. You die by your dog Now there's a calm before the storm And I'd hate to be you when it starts to get warm Clouds are forming. Crowds are swarming You've had for - warning. Now pray for mourning, cause Repeat chorus (x2)