Anywhere that he turn Fall out the wrong side of bed He nail a Do Not Disturb sign Into the back of his head He read the morning paper He watch the evening news It's evil versus evil He like to pick and choose Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah It's the deal of a lifetime Well, he tell 'em what to do At the sound of the tone He tell 'em leave a message He tell 'em leave me alone It's going 'round the office It's just a crazy hunch When he's in the store room They say he's out to lunch Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah It's the deal of a lifetime Hey! You know I really hate to mention I hate to throw a monkey wrench in But it isn't like a pension What you're thinking of as heaven now He got himself a motto To tell the people he meet The nature of survival Is in admitting defeat Well, it takes a lot of chutzpah It take a lot of nerve To go and ask for nothin' And get just what you deserve Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah It's the deal of a lifetime Of a lifetime (It's the deal) Of a lifetime (It's the deal) Of a lifetime (It's the deal) Of a lifetime (It's the deal) Of a lifetime (It's the deal) Of a lifetime (It's the deal) --- .